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Crmeme Pie 

The act of unloading all recently saved memes into someones DMs all at once. In order to be considered a Crmeme Pie, the load must contain at least 7 memes (the bigger the load the better). As the name suggests, this resembles the sex act 'creme pie' and is considered the closest you can get to the real thing digitally.
Friend 1: *Sends 12 memes*
Friend 2: "Whoa 12 memes, oh boi thats a sloppy Crmeme Pie
Crmeme Pie by Jo11ly Jester October 3, 2017
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quik-crete creme pie 

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

Boston Creme Pie 

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, then proceeds to eat her out.
Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.
Boston Creme Pie by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

Oreo Creme Pie

Oreo Creme Pie is when you give a girl with a hairy bush a creme pie, causing a mass amount of flavors.
Dude #1: "Dude I totally gave jenny a Oreo Creme Pie last night!"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"

boston creme pie 

When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.
Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.

Chocolate creme pie 

When one cums in another's Anus and then eats it out of their anus
I can't wait to get you home and eat chocolate creme pie
Chocolate creme pie by Repacent March 25, 2023

chocolate chip creme pie 

its when you rub chocolate spread (nutella, cho. frosting etc.) into a girls vajayjay and then eat her out until she cums
Cornelius is such a gentleman, hes all about pleasing the ladies, when we were in junior high he gave me a chocolate chip creme pie
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