butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.
Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017
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Ass Clapper

A procrastinator
I've been such an ass clapper on this project it's due tomorrow
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017
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HeliDick

The act of spinning your cock around after a shower
Don't make me fly away with this HeliDick
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017
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