Critigent

A highly intelligent and learned individual who maintains intellectual independence and rigorously subjects all ideas, including their own and those of their peers, to unbiased critical analysis. (The opposite of Dogmadite).

We need a panel of critigents for this complex issue, not partisan commentators.

Critigent by Reformatrix Mundi November 17, 2025

Cringent 

An ethnic slur for weebs, furries, and anything else in that category.

Person 1, "Damn cringents got me banned off Discord."

Cringent by M'swamp June 22, 2019

Critigation 

Word standing for 'critical mitigation' Coined and made famous by the guild 'Aftershock' on the EverQuest 2 server Crushbone

My critical mitigation is 10%
My critigation is 10%

Critigation by Neiloch March 14, 2009

Critizen 

Noun.

1. An individual who exists to critique the work and lives of others, often boosting their own sense of self- worth. Portmanteau of "critic" and "citizen".

2. Anybody writing anything anywhere on the Internet.

When Dave again complained that his sister knew nothing of how to carve a turkey, the family knew him to be a critizen.

Critizen by Mr J-Ro September 11, 2010

Crispgentleman 

A fella with bushy eyebrows!

Look at that crispgentleman over there with shorty shorts.

Crispgentleman by Not Crispy January 26, 2021

Cretinent 

Derogatory word to refer to a parent.

A male parent would be referred as cretinent, and a female parent would be referred as cretinant.

Refering them like this basically says that you have no respect for them and that you see them as torturers of your childhood and throughout life.

Basically that they're subhuman. Just parasites that leech off from their "children", treat their child as a subhuman class because they don't treat them as a human with human rights.

If they did any of those things to an adult, they would be in jail.

They see their children as objects and treat them like slaves and prisoners.

As the victims of cretinents will call them that.
Because that's how they felt, cretinents will try to deny the child's feelings, to make themselves look good, what matters is you keep your individuality and not let them gaslight you that they're "family", even though they never treated you as such.

How you feel is what's right and that's all that matters.

You see them as enemies, and garbage that has yet to be disposed off.

Person 1: My cretinent keeps forcing me to do things against my will, even though my cretinent forces me to go to slave school the cretinent somehow doesn't go to jail for that.

Person 2: It's a shame society sees this as normal, they violated your free will, you should cut them off as soon as you can. we both know they're nothing but trouble. They're walking targets of the future.

Cretinent by 0∅7 November 17, 2023

Cretinent 

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

Cretinent by 0∅7 December 17, 2023