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Critical Cognitive Sciences Theory

The study of how the human brain, that three-pound blob of fatty tissue, is fundamentally bad at being objective. It posits that our thoughts aren't pure, logical computations, but are instead a swampy, murky bog of cognitive biases, inherited prejudices, and heuristics desperately trying to pass themselves off as rational thought. It's the science of proving that your brain is lying to you—constantly—about everything from your own abilities to the intentions of others. It's the humbling realization that "I think, therefore I am" should probably be amended to "I think I'm being rational, but I'm actually just confirming my own biases."
Example: "He was absolutely certain his memory of the event was perfect, a high-definition recording. His friend, a student of critical cognitive sciences theory, just smiled, knowing that memory is more like a bad artist's sketch, redrawn and reinterpreted every time it's pulled from the dusty filing cabinet of the mind."
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Critical Theory of Cognitive Sciences

The application of Critical Theory to the cognitive sciences—examining how assumptions about mind, brain, and cognition reflect social values, how cognitive science can reinforce hierarchy, and how it might serve liberation. Critical Theory of Cognitive Sciences asks: Whose mind is studied? Whose cognition counts as normal? How do concepts like "intelligence" and "rationality" carry cultural baggage? How might cognitive science be complicit in ableism, racism, or neurotypical bias? It doesn't reject cognitive science but insists it must be self-aware about its assumptions and its politics.
"They study 'intelligence' as if it's universal. Critical Theory of Cognitive Sciences asks: whose definition? Developed where? Serving what interests? Intelligence tests were used to justify eugenics. Cognitive science that forgets its history repeats it. Critical theory insists on asking: what values are built into our models of mind?"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026