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The study of how the human brain, that three-pound blob of fatty tissue, is fundamentally bad at being objective. It posits that our thoughts aren't pure, logical computations, but are instead a swampy, murky bog of cognitive biases, inherited prejudices, and heuristics desperately trying to pass themselves off as rational thought. It's the science of proving that your brain is lying to you—constantly—about everything from your own abilities to the intentions of others. It's the humbling realization that "I think, therefore I am" should probably be amended to "I think I'm being rational, but I'm actually just confirming my own biases."
Example: "He was absolutely certain his memory of the event was perfect, a high-definition recording. His friend, a student of critical cognitive sciences theory, just smiled, knowing that memory is more like a bad artist's sketch, redrawn and reinterpreted every time it's pulled from the dusty filing cabinet of the mind."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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