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Chiswick Tractor 

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.
Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.
Chiswick Tractor by Les goddams February 9, 2022
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Chiswick Crew 

an ever-expanding group of breres from Turnham Green to Boston Manor. Some are talented, rich and sweet (Max) others are small-cocked, womanising losers Sandy. Can be found hanging on District Line trains, cotching, bunning a zoot or lying to their girlfriends.
Chiswick Crew by Ms. Acton May 7, 2004
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chiswick 

A poo or fecal matter
I have to do a chiswick
chiswick by resulthead January 30, 2008
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
crishicky by glarpo December 7, 2021
NOUN - Too man pretty to care about anything or take anything too terribly serious or concentrate long enough about it to begin with...
"Hey Kristen, did you see that guy near the warm pretzel cart standing next to the girl with the oppotits? He was so crishicky that it didn't even phase him that people were poking her back sacked flap jacks."
crishicky by glarpo December 7, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026