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A cishet is a person (he or she) who is heterosexual and identifies with their birth gender. Can also be derogatory if used in a bad manner.
Yes, my friend is cishet.
Cishet by RestrictActress August 28, 2022
A crusty, cum-infused biscuit.
Once Barry finished unloading his cumbersome consignment, the crisket was sodden to the core.
Crisket by LordBlastula March 29, 2022
Is a outgoing pretty girl, she is a little dumb but she has an understanding mindset. She has an natural mug but is never mad, she’s smart but acts kinda dumb. She talks fast when she is mad or trying to explain something.
Hey Crishelle your very pretty.

Cristeta 

Of or pertaining to the current co-Empress of Macedonia
That woman is hilarious and so intelligent. What a Cristeta.
Cristeta by egmorgan January 24, 2009
An abbreviation of cisgendered or cissexual heterosexual: a person that identifies as the sex they were born as, and are attracted to people of the sex opposite of theirs, who are usually also cisgendered or cissexual. Mostly used in social justice circles to describe people commenting on LGBT+ matters when they probably shouldn't be.

Disclaimer: use of labels might be seen as limiting, marginalizing or alienating. Attraction also applies to romantic attraction: heteroromantic, homoromantic, etc.
Bob identifies as a man and is attracted to women; therefore, he is a cishet.
cishet by 42886270 April 19, 2013
short for "cisgender and heterosexual;" an adjective used to describe anyone who identifies as the gender they were assigned at birth and is attracted to exclusively the opposite gender, ie someone who is not LGBT+
person 1: i'm trans and straight
person 2: ok
person 3: i'm cishet
person 2: ok
person 3: i'm cis and bi
person 2: ok
cishet by a water buffalo June 30, 2021
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