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Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011
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criswell 

The most beautiful name on the earth, who has this name. Is beautiful, smart, athletic, and thick asf.
I’d love to have a Criswell
criswell by Jdbdjd May 9, 2018

Criselle 

A funny and bubbly girl. You wouldn't think she's like that. She's very nice too people. But very funny! When she talks, everybody pays attention because they can't understand what she's saying. Sometimes she babbles a paragraph or so without understanding a singe word.
Stop talking too fast! You're being Criselle.
Criselle by cheenee October 3, 2010
A Crisbel is a nice and sweet girl that will always be there for you. A Crisbel is pretty and smart but so short except with the biggest butt ever
Woah look at Crisbel
crisbel by Crisbel March 19, 2017

Cristell 

A cool, sweet, popular, and beautiful young lady who makes you feel like you are the most important person in the world. She is loyal, devoted to her friends, gives great advice, and cares deeply about the well-being of others. Is extremely intelligent and has a long, successful life ahead of her.
"Man, I was having a bad day until I talked to Cristell."

1: "OMG, have you ever talked to that chick? She is smart!"
2: "Heck yea! She's such a Cristell!"
Cristell by AnnaLundy February 5, 2010

Cristelle 

An amazingly beautiful person, formally meaning Crystal.
Person 1: That Cristelle has radiance.
Cristelle by Kaluwa July 6, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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