A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

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shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007

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crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009

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Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!

My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

Crinkle Star by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009

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