Crink

A nerd that gets bitches

Damn.. he pulled those hoes by explaining the Star Wars lore. Man's a crink.

by crinkinthesehoes September 07, 2022

Crink

The upper terminus of the crack where the two halves of the buttocks meet forming a reservoir for diluted fecal matter. The opposite of the taint.

My crink reeked of week-old poop, since I hadn't showered in 5 days.

Since my bowels were not going to move anytime soon, I scraped out my crink with my finger for the stool sample.

by frkflg January 12, 2010

Crink

To be crying and drunk at the same time.

"I don't know why I was so crink last night, pretty sure it was the wine I drank and because my girlfriend just dumped me."

"I hate my life, lets get crink."

by Camille_cash March 13, 2010

Crink

1. to only come out of your house for a small amount of time, only to retreat quickly
2. to sneak around,much like a small creepy troll.

1. I know its Friday night, but I'm really tired,so I'm just trying to crink it tonight.
2. That guy was so creepy! He was crinking around all night.

by kfair January 21, 2011

Crink

An old fart. Originating from old people's arms looking like fried chicken or 'crinkle fries.'

Could they drive any slower? Damn crinks!

by SitrYs September 16, 2013

Crink

To drink or consume alcohol in order to become Crunk.

Dave - "Hey Mike I'm keen to do some crinking."

Mike - "Yeah Dave - lets get Crunk!"

by rustneverdies December 23, 2009

Crink

Paper money. Presumably from the crinkling sound of paper. Dated.

"Hey, Mike, can I borrow your car overnight?" "You gonna make with the crink, bub?"

by BarerMender April 08, 2022