Crink

A nerd that gets bitches

Damn.. he pulled those hoes by explaining the Star Wars lore. Man's a crink.

by crinkinthesehoes September 6, 2022

crink

to consume alcoholic beverages at one's place of employment while working.

"Why is Dave so chill?"
"Oh, he's been crinking."

by jacen kemp January 6, 2008

Crink

The upper terminus of the crack where the two halves of the buttocks meet forming a reservoir for diluted fecal matter. The opposite of the taint.

My crink reeked of week-old poop, since I hadn't showered in 5 days.

Since my bowels were not going to move anytime soon, I scraped out my crink with my finger for the stool sample.

by frkflg January 12, 2010

Crink

To be crying and drunk at the same time.

"I don't know why I was so crink last night, pretty sure it was the wine I drank and because my girlfriend just dumped me."

"I hate my life, lets get crink."

by Camille_cash March 13, 2010

Crink

1. to only come out of your house for a small amount of time, only to retreat quickly
2. to sneak around,much like a small creepy troll.

1. I know its Friday night, but I'm really tired,so I'm just trying to crink it tonight.
2. That guy was so creepy! He was crinking around all night.

by kfair January 22, 2011

Crink

An old fart. Originating from old people's arms looking like fried chicken or 'crinkle fries.'

Could they drive any slower? Damn crinks!

by SitrYs September 16, 2013

crink

a person who posess an abundance of enthusiasm and a questioable intelligence, whose company often results in amusing consequences. usually likable and friendly crinks can also be unpredictable. those whose actions and opinions (rarely malicious) are often carried out under misguided preconceptions. common term in north west. possibly originating as a compound of the words crank and chwink-(welsh slang term)

a crink would express opinions or undertake actions inappropriate to a given situation. occiasionally causing offence (without intent) to individuals unfamiliar with their personality. frequently providing entertainment and joviality to those who are acquainted with their idiosyncrasies.

by Dayv _B June 24, 2007