Crimnip1 

Crimnip1 (Alexandra), aka the first crimnipple, was created from crimnipple dust left behind by the 0.69th crimnipple, at the bottom of the sky.

They were canonically slayed by Jetsach.

Random person 1: Did you know Crimnip1 is a weed addict?
Random person 2: Oh, like your uncle?
Random person 1: ....You have 5 seconds to run....

Crimnip1 by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

Crimnip4 

Very cool influencer, who can't spell. They have a dark past, which you can learn if you read the crimnipple lore.

Crimnip4 has a youtube channel, a tiktok and a wattpad account (also a twitetr, but don't check that one out).

Person 1: Woah! Did you see Crimnip4's new video today?

Person 2: Yeah I did, they're lucky that they escaped from the police!

Crimnip4 by Crimnip4 March 13, 2023

Crimnipple 

A crimnipple is the combination of a criminal and a nipple. You can also call them 'Crimnips' for short.

Person 1: Did you read the crimnipple lore?
Person 2: No, I was too busy watering my wall.

Crimnipple by Crimnip4 April 11, 2023

Crimnipple dust 

Crimnipple dust is the ginger, dipped in cheese, hair that a true Crimnipple has, and then the hair is mashed together with ketchup ,and dries till it becomes dust.

Black market seller: 850 dollars for the bottle of Crimnipple dust...
Buyer: What!! That's so much??!

Crimnipple dust by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

Crimnip2 

Crimnip2 (Alexander), aka the second crimnipple, was created from crimnipple dust left behind by the 0.69th crimnipple on earth, and had been mashed together with ketchup by someone named Yath.

They were pretty depressed, but lived a decent life with their 68% of a braincell, until they got lost and died in Yath's hair.

???: Papa, why do Crimnip1 and Crimnip2 always have to fight?
Papa: Well, son, the two of them are practically twins, they were both made from the 0.69th's crimnipple dust, and you know how siblings are!
???: No I don't papa, I don't have any siblings.

Crimnip2 by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

Crimnip3

Crimnip3 (Karl), aka the third crimnipple, was created by Yath, after earth had sprung to life again.

They are known to smell AWFUL, and was also the very first living being to disrespect Zacharlirina. Crimnip3 once had a heart attack, but due to their terrible physique, awful smell and strange bizarre existence they are uable to die.

To this day, nobody talks about them, and when they RARELY do, they are just referred to as 'the third'.

Z: I was there for there for the first and second crimnipples, and now the 4th ofc
C: Ofc ofc
Z: We don't talk about the third (Crimnip3)

Crimnip3 by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

THE 0.69TH CRIMNIPPLE 

The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.

They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.

(They haven't been seen since).

Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"

THE 0.69TH CRIMNIPPLE by Crimnip4alt April 1, 2023