Crime Scening

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.

by Crime scening November 27, 2017

Crime-Scening

The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.

“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”

by Pierre Bennet January 4, 2022