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crime dog 

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.
Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"
crime dog by McGruff January 9, 2004
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Chime Dog 

A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.
"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."
Chime Dog by BigBartski January 8, 2016

Crème Dog 

When your friend cums inside someone and needs a refill so you put your tips together and cum in his shaft.
Yo man, my balls are empty. Can you please help me out with the Crème Dog method?
Crème Dog by CarbonCrow June 29, 2025

crimp a dog 

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour
crimp a dog by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Crimedog 

Giving someone a hard time. Giving someone crap. A crime dogger.
“Hey joe your bonfire is looking real weak

“Hey Don’t crimedog me man”
Crimedog by Captain joe April 5, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004