crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

by McGruff January 9, 2004

Chime Dog

A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.

"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."

by BigBartski January 8, 2016

Crème Dog

When your friend cums inside someone and needs a refill so you put your tips together and cum in his shaft.

Yo man, my balls are empty. Can you please help me out with the Crème Dog method?

by CarbonCrow June 29, 2025

crimp a dog

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Crimedog

Giving someone a hard time. Giving someone crap. A crime dogger.

“Hey joe your bonfire is looking real weak”

“Hey Don’t crimedog me man”

by Captain joe April 5, 2022