Crimblets

Crimblets: Crumbs of crumbs. Small bits of other small bits. Particles I guess?

"wipe the cookie crimblets off the couch"

"I got weed crimblets all over myself while loading the bowl"

by Stxney August 24, 2025

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

crimbler

A very annoying or fustrating thing.

Stop being a crimbler

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 1, 2021

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

Crimble

Christmas, the festive period.

I loved the Crimble Pudding at that posh restaurant.
She was all tinselaged to the chair, so I had to give her a crimble snowstorm.

by Porlus December 30, 2007

Meaty Crumbles

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

by Lammychops May 6, 2021