Cricketbat 

An implement to be used as a measuring device. Give a naked man a cricketbat to conseal his naked parts, and the height at which he holds the cricketbat will determine the size of the 'bat' that lies beneath.
i.e. If the bat is higher,there is less to conseal. If the bat is lower...well, lucky you.

'Billy holds his cricketbat awfully low, if you know what I mean...*raises eyebrows suggestively*'

'Aww man, I saw how high he was holding his cricketbat. I'm sorry, girl.'

Cricketbat by Petworth September 3, 2009

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

crackerbate by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

Crickett 

The sweetest most kind-hearted person you will ever meet. She loves animals and always puts others before herself. Gives money to homeless people and cries when she sees them. Crickett is very sympethetic toward others and is family oriented.

Guy: aww Crickett is so sweet!
Girl: yeah i know she's so great!

Crickett by jojo092491 August 20, 2011

Cricket Bat Penetration 

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

Cricket Bat Penetration by Paddy V June 14, 2007

CricketMan

Cricket man is the smartest person in the galaxy and happens to be the protector of the universe.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.

He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.

Person 1:I love Cricketman I simp and give my money to ruv from friday night funkin.
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga

CricketMan by AuntieMC October 10, 2021

crackerbating 

A white man masturbating to a picture of another white mans head on a hot naked midget woman's body.

See that....Avery is crackerbating to a picture of Tom Joneses head on Bridget the midgets body....

crackerbating by mater the crackerbater June 16, 2010

cricketamine 

A party trick for the most degenerate motherfuckers. Lay some of your special K on a dead crickets belly, snort that shit, then eat the cricket 👌🏼

Hey bro, you down for some Cricketamine?

Shit man, haven’t had one in a while. I’m down

cricketamine by Chippendales June 3, 2023