Cricket man is the smartest person in the galaxy and happens to be the protector of the universe.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.
He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.
He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.
Person 1:I love Cricketman I simp and give my money to ruv from friday night funkin.
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
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by Big Sweaty Anus August 8, 2004
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The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.
Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.
by Bam 9 August 22, 2010
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"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
by Words4Birds April 14, 2019
Get the Cricketing mug.Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.
I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.
I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.
by Trey December 29, 2004
Get the crackerman mug.A mythical creature that is half man, half chicken. While all is not known about the features of this magnificent being, there are some characteristics that can be confirmed.
1) Has the chicken features of skinny legs, short arms/wings and is always prone to clucking outbursts.
2) Has the head of a human, and is often very aware of its own intelligence and abilities, often proclaiming such talents to the masses.
3) Is one of few species which is hugely cannibalistic, in fact, in many cases chicken is a chickenman's favourite food.
4) While the chickenman is said to be able to eat a lot, its diet does not extend far beyond various forms of chicken, ice-cream and alcohol.
The chickenman is present in pop culture, accurately depicted in Toy Story 2's Al McWhiggin.
While chickenmen shouldn't necessarily be feared, one should always be weary of them as they are an extremely volatile creature, especially when it comes to fighting over food, drink or mating partners.
1) Has the chicken features of skinny legs, short arms/wings and is always prone to clucking outbursts.
2) Has the head of a human, and is often very aware of its own intelligence and abilities, often proclaiming such talents to the masses.
3) Is one of few species which is hugely cannibalistic, in fact, in many cases chicken is a chickenman's favourite food.
4) While the chickenman is said to be able to eat a lot, its diet does not extend far beyond various forms of chicken, ice-cream and alcohol.
The chickenman is present in pop culture, accurately depicted in Toy Story 2's Al McWhiggin.
While chickenmen shouldn't necessarily be feared, one should always be weary of them as they are an extremely volatile creature, especially when it comes to fighting over food, drink or mating partners.
1) "Dude, I think my friend is a chickenman."
"That's alright, it shouldn't change your relationship too much."
"Yeah, I just wish I knew before I invited him over to dinner last night, my house is now devoid of chicken soup, ice-cream and rum!"
2) "Look at that guy, talking about how much ice-cream he ate last night while randomly flailing his arms."
"Dude, he's probably just a chickenman."
"That's alright, it shouldn't change your relationship too much."
"Yeah, I just wish I knew before I invited him over to dinner last night, my house is now devoid of chicken soup, ice-cream and rum!"
2) "Look at that guy, talking about how much ice-cream he ate last night while randomly flailing his arms."
"Dude, he's probably just a chickenman."
by La Rocca May 13, 2014
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