A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
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1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation
"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."
by eat.crayon April 30, 2020
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"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"
by Henry Kissenger February 03, 2007
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A guy who farts under his covers then suffocates himself in the thick concoction of manmade gas gathered underneath the covers. He claims it gives him a whopper buzz and gets him "Bobbied to bits mate"
Oh sam is such a cremate I saw him sniffing his fingers after fingering his arse at the skatepark
by Gravybaby666 March 03, 2021
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A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.
John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.
by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020
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The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.
guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!
by Ultimate-Rowlet June 24, 2020
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