Credit carded

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.

Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.

by Robatedave August 22, 2008

Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it

Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that

by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020

Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

by pleasedont July 14, 2009

Credit Carder

Putting body wash in your hand and using your hand to clean the inside of your ass cheeks.

Not using a wash cloth or loofa to clean the inside of your ass cheeks like a fucking monster = Credit Carder

by Dectonic June 4, 2021

creditcarded

means almost got yo nuts blasted. comonly used for skateboarders.

bro I almost got creditcarded when i was board sliding that hand rail.

by RCWEEZY October 21, 2006