A young male, well versed in the use of weights and dietary supplements. The createen's wardrobe consists mainly of cut-off, sleveless t-shirts, gym shorts and several factory worn baseball caps from American Eagle. A createen's muscle mass is almost always inversely proportional to his IQ and/or self esteem (their low self esteem can usually be linked to childhood insecurities ie. being seen nude in a shower and laughed at, or finding special feelings in a gym locker room)
"Wow look at those createens hulking down the street, they're so big they can't evenwalk correctly."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.