Creaster

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

Creaster by Jimsdun March 24, 2008

creaster

Someone who only goes to church on Cristmas and Easter

that boy hasnt been to service all year, he's a creaster

creaster by alexander roelandt July 1, 2005

crasterful 

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.

“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”

crasterful by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014

creasters 

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.

There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.

creasters by ThatBul January 19, 2005

chreaster 

Those Christians who only show up to religious services on Christmas and Easter.

We better get to church early this morning if you want a seat, with all the chreasters it's going to be be SRO.

chreaster by Duckygrl April 30, 2006

Creamster 

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).

Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???

Creamster by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006

Creater 

Bubble members who post trash memes

Hey did you see what that Creater put in the forrum?

Creater by Gritty2020 February 7, 2021