creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 10, 2008

Steamy Creamy

Two scoops of ice cream, in the bowl, in the microwave, make it steamy, then two creamy ice cream scoops on top of that, floating in that.

Just make me a Steamy Creamy, that's all I needy needy. Pleasy pleasy?

by Crunchyeater September 16, 2017

Steamy Creamy

Farting on fresh ejaculate, in which the heat from the fart causes the ejaculate to steam

Man, that steamy creamy really stinks!

May I please have a steamy creamy?

by timmytenenbaum December 01, 2020

Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.

I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly

by CPD2011 April 20, 2011

steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.

"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008

hot and creamy, fresh and steamy

Doo Doo. Freshly laid. So fresh that its hot, mushy, and a little steam rises off of it.

The girl's bathroom reeks! Becca must have laid some hot and creamy, fresh and steamy.

by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

Creamy Steamy

Where a man shits and cums in a cup then mixes it and drinks it.

creamy steamy

by Calern7 April 23, 2023