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Cream ream

When you take the totality of your ejaculation on your knuckles and punch a bitch in the face.
I was fuckin this bitch and she was givin me sass, so I pulled out, finished all over my knuckles and Cream reamed that ho!
Cream ream by AFineL March 24, 2009
Words you can keep

Ream, cream, and then watch dream 

The very best way to watch 1 speed runner vs 5 hunters
“Just ream, cream, and then watch dream, bro!”
or curry-ream (see-reem, kreem, or kuhr-ee-reem)
-noun
1. a non-standard amount of paper, composed of 500 or more
sheets, printed out in college libraries by people of
South Asian descent. This occurance takes place as a
result of the offender being unwilling or unable to
throw down $50 for a textbook. Instead, the perpetrator
will proceed to illegally download the composition from
an offshore internet site. This is always at college
libraries so that the download cannot be traced to a
personal IP address.
-verb
2. the act of printing out a c-ream; especially when it
results in a c-quire, leaving the rest of the student
body up shit creek.

note: professional c-reamers will always strike in packs,
and when the library is most crowded; so called,
"c-reaming'no grease". C-reaming is a misdemeanor
offense in 49/50 United States, excluding
Connecticut, where the act is most prevalent.
1. I just came to the library to print up a ten page study
guide, but this Indian girl has been tying up both
printers with her c-reams for 20 minutes. Look around,
everyone's pissed.
2. (some Indian guy fucking some poor college guy
bareback from behind) Ah-ha! *THRUST* c *GRUNT* reamed
*THRUST,THRUST* you *GRUNT* American *THRUST* whore!
c-ream by uneven_floor May 18, 2008

Creamy Reamy 

When a guy cums on a girls butthole then gives her a rim job.
Is also the nickname of my moms lameass dog.
"Then he gave me the best creamy reamy of my life"
"....she so nasty she wanted me to give her a creamy reamy"
"Damn Creamy Reamy pee'd in my house again!"
Creamy Reamy by ChellyGham October 20, 2018

creamdream 

To jizz your pants while your sleeping
dude that chick totaly gives me a creamdream
creamdream by applegroper February 5, 2010

creamteam 

Any women that gets creampied, and their friends do as well; are the creamTeam
They are called creamers, that are part of the creamTeam
hey you know Ashley’s a creamer?
no way, thought she wasn’t part of the creamTeam
creamteam by wackpap! November 10, 2019

creamdream 

A wet dream/ a nocturnal ejaculation (M) or lubrication (F).
I woke up and realised I had had a creamdream about my dreamgirl.
creamdream by dvavd February 28, 2011
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