Cream of balls 

The act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "t-bag" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like semen. (also known as "penis pudding")

"Sup bill, would you do last night?"

"Well, I fed the mrs some cream of balls."

Cream of balls by LollerRzk July 1, 2006

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens by von groovy June 28, 2017