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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.
I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.
by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020
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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
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custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit
by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003
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Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.
Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night
by J_Hop May 2, 2016
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Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.
That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.
by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013
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Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.
She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.
by Harry Toba February 5, 2014
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