Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.

Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.

Cream Churner by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Ice Cream Churner 

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.

Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.

Ice Cream Churner by el.harp July 6, 2010

Ice Cream Churner Sex 

Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.

Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!

Ice Cream Churner Sex by Whack-O February 14, 2012

Utah Cream Churner 

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

Utah Cream Churner by 6116 February 19, 2025