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when a person is half mexican half white. thus called a Vanilla Bean
"i'm a white cracker what are you?"

"i'm a Vanilla Bean!"
by S..R..H.. November 06, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A tall, slender, attractive white male. Someone who makes one weak in the knees just by arriving in one's vicinity. Someone who even makes straight men stop and think "Damn, if it was only for a night... He's girly enough...". One of those effortlessly cute guys who doesn't know that he's unequivocally gorgeous, and who also happens to be a kind, mellow person on top of his boyish looks and charm.
Girl 1: Oh my god, did you just see that Vanilla Bean walk in?

Girl 2: Hell yes I did, he's practically Tom Hiddleston!

Both girls proceed to squeal and attempt to discreetly take cell phone photos of said stranger who's just entered their consciousness.
by Mini Tinkles October 16, 2012
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A person who is forced to go tanning with people he hates due to little or no skin pigment. This person will go to great lengths to be anything but his true color...pale. By anything i mean, sit in a car with people that reek of dick juice. Though he might look like a sexy tan(red) piece of man meat after his exposure to ultraviolet lights, it hurts him a bit each time he goes for the ride to the tanning salon.
Question: What kind of bean is best?

That's a ridiculous question.

False. Vanilla Bean.

Well that's debatable. There are basically...

FACT: Beans smell like Tiger Balm
by Perfect #13 March 30, 2009
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