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crassanova
Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
crassanova by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
Craysian
chaysan
A real douchebag who love to hit on girls or even choose girls over his current girlfriend, and all around cunt.
Girl 1: Chaysan was hitting on me all night I think he likes me.
Girl 2: Wait what? He was hitting on me too!
Both: DOUCHEBAG!!
Girl 2: Wait what? He was hitting on me too!
Both: DOUCHEBAG!!
chaysan by Mrknowthemall January 3, 2018
crysantha
a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.
girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
crysantha by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019
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