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crassanova 

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
crassanova by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006
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crazysane 

something that is completely outrageous.

a more fun way to say insane.
Katie: Im gonna run to alaska and not stop till i get there.
Anna: Wow, thats crazysane.

Anna: Woah! Did you see what she just did?
Katie: Yeahhh! that was crazysane!
crazysane by Casper42 May 26, 2009

Craysian 

"Holy balls dude that craysian nearly ran me over"
Craysian by MattPee March 5, 2009
The best roommate in the entire universe! She is beautiful, funny, smart, outgoing, and very talented. She will never let a friend down and always knows what to say! She is also well known for giving lots of hugs and eating all the cheese.
The cheese is gone!?!
It could only have been crysana.
Crysana by Rommate November 20, 2010
A real douchebag who love to hit on girls or even choose girls over his current girlfriend, and all around cunt.
Girl 1: Chaysan was hitting on me all night I think he likes me.

Girl 2: Wait what? He was hitting on me too!

Both: DOUCHEBAG!!
chaysan by Mrknowthemall January 3, 2018

crysantha 

a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.
girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
crysantha by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019