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Crash Daddies

The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"

Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."
The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!
by That Redhedd January 2, 2026
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