2 definitions by AndrewB

Jizz trap

A girl who claims to be on the pill, in order to get herself pregnant therefore making it immpossible for you to break up with her.

Mike: "I heard Katie is pregnant, you dumbass, i told you to wear protection."
Kyle: "That dirty Jizz Trap told me she was on the pill."

by AndrewB May 30, 2005

the runs, the shits, the trots, what happens when you eat too much taco bell and cant get off the john.

Oh man, i had to skip a date cause i had the craps.

by AndrewB May 25, 2005