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Cleveland Crappuccino
The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
for a hot tasty treat!
Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.
Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.
Cleveland Crappuccino by streetwhiz May 14, 2009
Related Words
Crappus • crappuccino • crapps • crapuscular • Crappucino • craptus • clappus • Crampus • crappis • crappish
crappuccino
A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
crappuccino by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006
Craptusi
Craptusi by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006
Crapdusting
Crapdusting by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006
crappuccino
Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"
Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
crappuccino by fossilgirl June 3, 2009
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