Crapped Ass
When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
Crapped Ass by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
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Chapped Ass
a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.
1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.
2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.
3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.
3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
Chapped Ass by James Rich August 31, 2006
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chapped ass syndrome
Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.
chapped ass syndrome by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008
chapped ass syndrome
A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.
chapped ass syndrome by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008
ass clapped
me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.
ass clapped by Vanswhat February 13, 2019
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