crapalanch

A mess of Crap e.g. useless Liability that is not an Asset falling in your apartment or house or whatever.

Apartment 47 presents: Crapalanch.
AHH! Smash! Clang! POP!

by x90x90x90fapfap April 18, 2018

chavalanche

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola September 16, 2005

chavalanche

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

by Dani_star September 4, 2005

crapulance

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

by D Morris July 16, 2008

catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014