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crap on it 

used in place of 'screw it' or 'fuck it'
Ah, crap on it! It's never going to get done!
crap on it by Blurry June 28, 2006

Jam a bastard in it you crap 

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped
Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

bull crap-itus 

the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick
i came down with bull crap-itus on test day!
bull crap-itus by bubblez438 January 11, 2011

its a crap 

The scene it’s a trap but with shit
Oh no its a crap
its a crap by The only pug July 16, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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