Parker

A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.

Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot

Girl: Lucky

by Blurry January 26, 2018

Ivan Dunno

A person whom no one seems to know the name of.

See also: Ingrid Dunno

Person 1: Who's the new guy?
Person 2: No one knows, man. He's a total Ivan Dunno

by Blurry October 28, 2006

crap on it

used in place of 'screw it' or 'fuck it'

Ah, crap on it! It's never going to get done!

by Blurry June 28, 2006

Ingrid Dunno

A female Ivan Dunno.

Person 1: Whoa! Check out that hot babe!
Person 2: No one knows who she is. She's a total Ingrid Dunno.

by Blurry October 28, 2006