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Crank Ride

The act of six men gathering together to join in a “tour de France” esc competition of who can crank there hog the fastest while making constant eye contact with another male and a four inch Swedish dildo up there rectum
Me and me buddies have big plans this weekend, we’re doing a crank ride for charity.
by Realmanjud January 31, 2026
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Crane ride

When you hang someone by thier ankles and then face fuck them while they hang upside down like they were lifted by a crane
The girl was really kinky so I tied a rope around her ankles and gave her a crane ride.
by Yobiotch August 14, 2018
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