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holy cracksniff 

Holy cracksniff! that was insane
holy cracksniff by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

CockSniffalitis 

A result of having sex with a hooker,mostly known as the infection on the shaft of the penis.The shaft of the penis tends to turn a dark red color as well as for the neighboring genital region known as the ass,may also get infected. Please , notify a doctor immediately .Please,let them know that you had sex with a dirty infected cunt.THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER!
Guy 1:I had sex with a hooker last week man, an now i got cocksniffalitis!
Guy 2: Damn,man what dirty cunt did you fuck this time!?
CockSniffalitis by #Sex_Doctor June 22, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012