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Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Crapsmanship 

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.
The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.
Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.
That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.
cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003
"dem crackas will come get ya"
crackas by swisher2x March 1, 2019
Slang term for Marijuana in Northern California.
Lets get some crackas and get super salty!
Crackas by W54crackas September 30, 2009

crackanoia 

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.
“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”
crackanoia by Speedog 2 January 20, 2011
Cream crackers made from Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil, Salt, Raising Agents and Yeast.
Can be covered in butter.
Found in kitchen cupboard if lucky.
Hey Cowpig, I've just found some crackas.
Crackas by mceggy July 29, 2008