Cracker Snatch

I saw her bent over with her cracker snatch in my face!
by thefluffymuffin69 September 23, 2010
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Snatch Cracker

This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.
Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!
by Mrs. Crass July 09, 2009
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Snatch crackers

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.
by Txhellhound January 15, 2023
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Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.
Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly
by turd urchin April 09, 2020
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