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Snatch Cracker 

This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.
Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!
Snatch Cracker by Mrs. Crass July 10, 2009

Snatch cracker 

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.
Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly
Snatch cracker by turd urchin April 8, 2020

Cracker Snatcher 

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.
friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"
Cracker Snatcher by Martyr_T September 5, 2008

Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina

Snatch crackers 

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.
Snatch crackers by Txhellhound January 14, 2023