crack fairy

An imaginary fairy that can be either male or female. It wears a pink ballerina outfit with fairy wings and announces its visits before throwing crack or pixy stix at the people it is visiting.

"Dude! The crack fairy gave me this, I swear!"

by Nightmares Walk March 8, 2009

CRACK FAIRY

GIRL WHO SEEMS TO ONLY SHOW UP WHEN YOU HAVE CRACK AND THEN LEAVES WHEN ITS GONE

WHAT A CRACK FAIRY......TINKERBELL ONLY COMES AROUND WHEN SHE KNOWS YOU HAVE DOPE AND THEN SHE LEAVES!!!1

by pirece69 June 14, 2018

Crack Fairy

crack fairy. A high flying creature that takes the last hit of your crack when you’re not looking and gives it to lost children.

All the lost people of world love it when the crack fairy puts a chunk under their pillow.

by pirece69 June 16, 2018

crack fairy

A gay guy that shows off his assets

Look at that crack fairy working it!

by Kitty Vicuna March 25, 2008

the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.

SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!

by twyster May 17, 2006

fair crack of the whip

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025