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the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.
SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!
by twyster May 9, 2006
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a) a shady act of drunken idiocy that results in the guilty party looking like a total douchebag
1. Dude, Josh totally pulled a tekmo and done stoleded my porkchop sandwhiches... that bastard tekmo'd my shit!
by twyster January 28, 2004
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