Crabz 

An inside joke that links to the very begining

Person 1: "CrAbZ"
Person 2:"Crabz indeed"

Crabz by Woeweee January 18, 2021

Crabz 

Let me get this straight: Once a year, giant red pincer-spiders travel across what is now a city because they need to get to the ocean to breed... The Zoidberg episode is real?

Hym "Crabz are fucking stupid bro, damn. Everything is stupid. Jesus christ, why is everything stupid? Entirely unnecessary. Why? Why crabz? Why are you a thing? Why won't you cease to exist? In theory, they're fine I guess but holy fucking shit do I never want to be near or around one. What is the point of it? 'CoSmIc EnViRoNmEnTaL bAlAnCe, MaN.' Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Fucking hippy. Those. Are not. Necessary. Crabz!? Why (in the name of God) are you a thing? Fuck crabz. Crabz can- Oh wait, they're delicious... Right... Crabz are delicious- I'm glad people are actively killing them without me having to be there. If they're dismantled for consumption by the time I get to them they're less-gross. Hurray crabz murder! Vegan ethical dilemma solved. GO FORTH! MURDER ALL THE CRABZ! PROVE HUMANITY'S SUPERIORITY TO ALL BEASTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Crabz by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

The Crab Under the Bridge 

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

The Crab Under the Bridge by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Crabcunt 

A guy who has very muscular and bulky arms and chest, usually seen in gyms. They look like crabs due to the built muscular mass on the upper body. Crabcunts are very slow (e.g. at running/moving) and they often lack speed and power.

John: "Hey Tom you lazy f*ck get to the gym now"
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."

Crabcunt by Sir_Carrot February 28, 2017

i’m crabby 

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

i’m crabby by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019

Crab Skuffle 

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

Crab Skuffle by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019