Crab races

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A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.

Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.

Crab races by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010

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crab race

A fun game amongst intentionally dirty unwashed people (gutterpunks, crusties) to race their body lice gainst each other. Body lice live in dirty unwashed wellworn clothes and bedding

Gutterpunks like having crab races

crab race by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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