crab sandwich

Made up by a stupid friggin brummy bint. A pussy with it's own ecosystem.

That bitch had one smelly assed crab sandwich, it was crawling with fleas.

by lloyd April 28, 2004

crab sandwich

A Vagina with its own ecosystem. Infested with crabs.

"Dude i bet our gym teacher has a crab sandwich"

by Derek61718 May 27, 2006

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.

Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich

by Gardz86 November 23, 2011

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.

"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"

by Bundlez April 13, 2008

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!

by onecb December 27, 2007

Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwich

The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.

Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.

Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.

by JBB3 December 5, 2009

Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004