lloyd's definitions

self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

false memory syndrome

A condition in which a person's identity and interpersonal relationships are centered around a memory of traumatic experience which is objectively false but in which the person strongly believes. Note that the syndrome is not characterized by false memories as such. We all have memories that are inaccurate. Rather, the syndrome may be diagnosed when the memory is so deeply ingrained that it orients the individual's entire personality and lifestyle, in turn disrupting all sorts of other adaptive behavior. The analogy to personality disorder is intentional. False Memory Syndrome is especially destructive because the person assiduously avoids confrontation with any evidence that might challenge the memory. Thus it takes on a life of its own, encapsulated and resistant to correction. The person may become so focused on memory that he or she may be effectively distracted from coping with the real problems in his or her life. (J. Kihlstrom)

She believed that she had been abused by satanists over many years, until she found that she had been suffering from False Memory Syndrome.

by Lloyd February 25, 2004

corner shop

A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there

by lloyd January 12, 2005

heat stick

a nice warm stick of fecal matter that takes a bit of squeezing to get out.

I'm gonna go take a little heat stick, be right back

by Lloyd March 25, 2004

the bepe

Pubic hair trimmed in the stylee of Eastender's star Bepe DeMarco.

She had a fanny like Bepé's chin.

by lloyd April 28, 2004

convivant

live in boy or girl friend, significant other, unmarried

She had been his convivant for the last four years, almost making them common law married.

by Lloyd October 7, 2003

bloodmatrix

He is a good graphics artist with a tendency to overglorify himself. Some works deserve it, some don't. But he isn't a god. He's good, but not a god.
He resides at N-Sane's forums, which he mods.

Bloodmatrix goes through about 1000 site designs before choosing a final one.
Bloodmatrix has a tendency to wet his hair at every sink he sees.

by Lloyd February 24, 2005