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A crooked/slanted penis. Also derivative of p33n.
Sheree: Gerard Way has a crooked penis...
Naomi: Yep, he has a cr33n.
cr33n by naz*dawg May 10, 2008
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hangout; stalk; best friend; a weird person, usually ugly.
Dude wanna go cr33p downtown columbia with me?
cr33p by ERER March 1, 2007
Someone who gets an offer by a girl to knock her up, but refuses; someone who doesn't want to have wonderful sex.
"Man, why didn't you sleep with Wendy, she pleaded with you!?" Asked John. "I didn't want to get her pregnant" Replied Jake. "Man, you're such a ch33zz"
ch33zz by Inuphant January 24, 2008
well known hax0r. first appeared on unkn0wn, then found himself on cnet after some botnet investigation. famous for releasing the dominos giftcard algorithm and rooting slimfasts servers. hes underground now and constantly changes handles. some say hes into carding now, but thats just a rumor. as far as i know he still develops malware and shit.
oh shit nigguh, cr33k just pwned my win 7
cr33k by Seymore Buttz6969 July 25, 2010
You can "pull a Ch33zz" when a girl offers to have sex with you but you decline. Then try and say you know all about sex because you had it even though you didn't.See Coverdick
"Hey Jake, did you bone Wendy last night" said Derek. "Yeah, man i did her so hard when i stuck my balls in her pussy!." said Jake. "Don't even try it Jake, i saw you in your house last night waxing your weasel!" exclaimed Mark. "Don't pull a ch33zz!" said Derek
Ch33zz by Cheatachu April 13, 2008
A boy who meets a Romantic Interest online through friends.
They talk for a week. RI realizes the boy is a cr33per.
RI stops talking to him. Anyone who knows the cr33per tells RI that cr33per has begun saying things like he "is cutting his wrists because he loves RI so much" and that he "hopes RI dies in a car crash so he can hold RI's lifeless body".
Cr33per is then in state of depression for three weeks.
Then he makes "I HATE RI CLUB" and includes his pathetic friends.
The lame cr33per and pals shittalk RI all over the world!
Makes RI's life a living hell!
RI's best friends then attack cr33per. Cr33per go BYEBYE.
"That kid Joe Schmoe is SUCH a Cr33per. He's been stalking me for five months!"
cr33per by ROMANTIC INTEREST June 5, 2007
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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