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A crooked/slanted penis. Also derivative of p33n.
Sheree: Gerard Way has a crooked penis...
Naomi: Yep, he has a cr33n.
cr33n by naz*dawg May 10, 2008
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hangout; stalk; best friend; a weird person, usually ugly.
Dude wanna go cr33p downtown columbia with me?
cr33p by ERER March 1, 2007
Someone who gets an offer by a girl to knock her up, but refuses; someone who doesn't want to have wonderful sex.
"Man, why didn't you sleep with Wendy, she pleaded with you!?" Asked John. "I didn't want to get her pregnant" Replied Jake. "Man, you're such a ch33zz"
ch33zz by Inuphant January 24, 2008
well known hax0r. first appeared on unkn0wn, then found himself on cnet after some botnet investigation. famous for releasing the dominos giftcard algorithm and rooting slimfasts servers. hes underground now and constantly changes handles. some say hes into carding now, but thats just a rumor. as far as i know he still develops malware and shit.
oh shit nigguh, cr33k just pwned my win 7
cr33k by Seymore Buttz6969 July 25, 2010
You can "pull a Ch33zz" when a girl offers to have sex with you but you decline. Then try and say you know all about sex because you had it even though you didn't.See Coverdick
"Hey Jake, did you bone Wendy last night" said Derek. "Yeah, man i did her so hard when i stuck my balls in her pussy!." said Jake. "Don't even try it Jake, i saw you in your house last night waxing your weasel!" exclaimed Mark. "Don't pull a ch33zz!" said Derek
Ch33zz by Cheatachu April 13, 2008
A boy who meets a Romantic Interest online through friends.
They talk for a week. RI realizes the boy is a cr33per.
RI stops talking to him. Anyone who knows the cr33per tells RI that cr33per has begun saying things like he "is cutting his wrists because he loves RI so much" and that he "hopes RI dies in a car crash so he can hold RI's lifeless body".
Cr33per is then in state of depression for three weeks.
Then he makes "I HATE RI CLUB" and includes his pathetic friends.
The lame cr33per and pals shittalk RI all over the world!
Makes RI's life a living hell!
RI's best friends then attack cr33per. Cr33per go BYEBYE.
"That kid Joe Schmoe is SUCH a Cr33per. He's been stalking me for five months!"
cr33per by ROMANTIC INTEREST June 5, 2007