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cqt or Cqt (Ignoring all previous symbols before) Is the way to call someone who just follows the train because he/she doesn't have friends, so he/she is constantly trying to look cool, failling in each attempt.
James: Why is she doing that? She is looking really dumb
Charles: Oh, that's Mary, she is trying to look cool, but we all know that she is a cqt
cqt by Remen3244 October 26, 2020
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ACRONYM=Close Quarters Texting. ADAPTED FROM MILITARY TERM CQB (CLOSE QUARTERS BATTLE). WHEN, FOR WHATEVER REASON, TWO OR MORE PEOPLE ARE WITHIN CLOSE PROXIMITY TEXTING, USUALLY A PRIVATE CONVERSATION FROM OTHERS OCCUPANTS IN THE SAME VICINITY.
BROOKE AND AISLYNN WERE ENGAGED IN CQT AT THE DINNER TABLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR WEEKEND MISSION WHILE DADDY AND GRANDMA SAT CLUELESS. CQB
CQT by BIGDADDEE06 April 11, 2010
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CQTS CQTM cqth cqtsboo
Cqt
Cqt by Puperchimo June 17, 2023
Chuckle Quietly To Myself.... as opposed to LOL, because let's face it, it's not very often that actually laugh at loud at something on the interwebs.
The last few FML's I read made me cqtm
CQTM by MothaCitysBoy September 19, 2009
Chuckled Quietly To Myself

Like "LOL"....only more realistic

When the old lady slipped on the ice and broke her hip I CQTM.
CQTM by w8isgr8 February 2, 2007
an acronym for chuckles quietly to himself
cqth that was hilarious!
cqth by mr.tyson September 18, 2008
CQTS=Chuckling Quietly To Self. Most texts do not warrant a response of LOL, being either it wasn't funny or it's not as funny as it seems. CQTS, on the other hand, is a more accurate text, being if a text is funny, the recipeint would merely chuckle, or simply smile.
Ashley- How was work babe?
Chad- Long. I'm so exhausted I could sleep for a century! LOL
Ashley- CQTS...
CQTS by Doyerfan909 February 24, 2010
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