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cqt or Cqt (Ignoring all previous symbols before) Is the way to call someone who just follows the train because he/she doesn't have friends, so he/she is constantly trying to look cool, failling in each attempt.
James: Why is she doing that? She is looking really dumb
Charles: Oh, that's Mary, she is trying to look cool, but we all know that she is a cqt
cqt by Remen3244 October 26, 2020
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ACRONYM=Close Quarters Texting. ADAPTED FROM MILITARY TERM CQB (CLOSE QUARTERS BATTLE). WHEN, FOR WHATEVER REASON, TWO OR MORE PEOPLE ARE WITHIN CLOSE PROXIMITY TEXTING, USUALLY A PRIVATE CONVERSATION FROM OTHERS OCCUPANTS IN THE SAME VICINITY.
BROOKE AND AISLYNN WERE ENGAGED IN CQT AT THE DINNER TABLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR WEEKEND MISSION WHILE DADDY AND GRANDMA SAT CLUELESS. CQB
CQT by BIGDADDEE06 April 11, 2010
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CQTS CQTM cqth cqtsboo
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Cqt by Puperchimo June 17, 2023
Chuckle Quietly To Myself.... as opposed to LOL, because let's face it, it's not very often that actually laugh at loud at something on the interwebs.
The last few FML's I read made me cqtm
CQTM by MothaCitysBoy September 19, 2009
Chuckled Quietly To Myself

Like "LOL"....only more realistic

When the old lady slipped on the ice and broke her hip I CQTM.
CQTM by w8isgr8 February 2, 2007
an acronym for chuckles quietly to himself
cqth that was hilarious!
cqth by mr.tyson September 18, 2008
CQTS=Chuckling Quietly To Self. Most texts do not warrant a response of LOL, being either it wasn't funny or it's not as funny as it seems. CQTS, on the other hand, is a more accurate text, being if a text is funny, the recipeint would merely chuckle, or simply smile.
Ashley- How was work babe?
Chad- Long. I'm so exhausted I could sleep for a century! LOL
Ashley- CQTS...
CQTS by Doyerfan909 February 24, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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