Cowsky

The mathematical calculation of the likelihood of a falling cow, from a plane, sinking your ship. Is highly unlikely but never zero.

The odds of Epstein killing himself, was at least two cowskys.

by Ask_the_g.o.a.t June 6, 2022

cowskunking

The act of urinating on the back of a skank after ejacculating on her backside, specifically done following a rowdy session of "doggie style" intercourse.

That chick was down for some nasty fun. She's totally into cowskunking!

by The Skunker February 6, 2010

cowsey

Some retard who falls off roofs and pulls fire alarms.

He is such a cowsey

by bossbeastman March 5, 2015

Cowsy

It comes from rhyming slang, a cows hoof is a poof. So short for cows hoof is cowsy.

Bro did you see that cowsy over there?

by Captain C-Walker September 5, 2021

cowsay

Cowsay is a linux/unix commandline program that prints ascii cow. You can define what the cow says and what kind of "cow" there is speaking. Cowsay has no real purpose, it's often used to mess around in chat programs like irc.

user@computer:~$ cowsay -f default Im a cow.

Prints the default cow saying Im a cow.

by Lauri Kohtala May 29, 2007

Cowsy

A really awesome dude that was a bouncer that everyone knew and feared and in recent times returned to said town in a position of authority.

Hey, Cowsy. How you doin bro.

by Cowsy! December 11, 2011

Cosky

The best bencher warmer in NA, his bench warming skills far exceed the #2 supertf truly an amazing bench player.

PERSON 1: Hey I heard you're friend was pretty good at being cosky.
PERSON 2: Yeah, he's pretty cosky at it dude it's insane.

by Darkxii February 24, 2021