Cowher'd 

When you have sex with a girl you just met 5 times in 3 hours then call up another girl to come pick you up and never talk to her again.

Man... she was so hott but so dumb so I cowher'd her ass!

Cowher'd by truthseeker2002 July 22, 2011

cowherd

A term usually used to describe an orgy that includes one man (as the bull) and at least four more women (the cows). This makes up a cowherd but can only contain one man.

Derek: I had a great cowherd last night
Terry: You do not have the sexual competence to pull that off

cowherd by theoriginalladontour July 14, 2010

Colin Cowherd 

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

Colin Cowherd by C. Griffin November 9, 2007

colin cowherd 

The guy who thinks he's hot shit on ESPN radio but really is just a piece of shit. He ordered the code red on TBL and thats pretty gay, except that TBL sucks cock. So fuck both of them.

Colin Cowherd is worthless, just like 90% of everything on ESPN radio.

colin cowherd by povo December 24, 2008

Colin Cowherd 

the best man in sports-talk radio bar none. His show "The Herd" is the only show on radio that talks exclusively about football and tries to keep discussion about worthless baseball to a minimum. Colin understands that America is nation of football. Colin is funny, sarcastic, and pretty much right about everything.

All these other shows are talking about baseball in freaking football season lets listen to "The Herd" to hear about football. Colin Cowherd doesnt waste his time with baseball.

Colin Cowherd by Matt0912 April 1, 2009