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Cow Punch
cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)
2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy
3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)
2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy
3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched
Related Words
cow puncher • Cow Punch • Punch the Cow • cow tipping • cow girl • cow fucker • cow juice • Cow Man • cow pie • cow shit
Cow punch
Cow punch by forumssuck May 9, 2008
Cow Punch
An event created by Sir R.B the Great. Consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.
Cow Punch by Sir Reginald Stottlemeyer March 29, 2010
Punch the Cow
Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.
Punch the Cow by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015
cow puncher
You’re probably here trying to find out what was under Lucas’s bed. I dont know exactly what it was but i might have an Idea…. follow my tiktok @morgangotbanned6
cow puncher by Morganbabe May 29, 2022
Cow puncher
"Cow puncher" most likely another word for "meat beater" which is a term used to represent masterbating.
In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.
In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.
Cow puncher by Urmomsfav0riteperson August 3, 2022
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