Cow fishing

It is first necessary to obtain an extra long, sharp hook. Bait the hook with really good grass or wheat. Go to a cow pasture and drop the hook, with the other end connected to the hitch of your truck. Floor it when you get a bite. Then drag the cow away from the farmer with the shotgun after he sees the atrocious acts you're commiting on his livestock

Cletis: OW, there be a shotgun pellet in my ass
Claude: Shouldna gown cow fishin'

by Henley Belter October 31, 2003

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020